Granted but you drowned soon after.

I wish the next poster a happy life.

Granted but for all the happiness you bring for me you gain an equal amount of sorrow(if you get that ur godlike)

I wish pokemon were real

Granted, but then a wild Charizard appears and incinerates your dog, Fluffy. Poor Fluffy. =(

I wish that there were no such thing as troll-faced a-holes. XD lol

Granted. They are now normal faced a-holes. But they still troll you.

I wish I had a cookie. :3

Granted. You receive the most delicious Oreo cookie you've ever eaten, giving your mouth more pleasure than any other taste you've experienced. Later, you learn that the cream had been replaced by horse ****, so you end up spending the rest of your life sucking off horses to relive that pleasure.

I wish each team could ban 4 champs instead of just three.

Granted, but it glitches out and shut down League of Legends forever

I wish The games in league of legends were shorter.

Granted, But the time keeps rewinding.

I wish people will continue making LoL related wishes as it suppose to be.

Grant, but your wish wasn't a LoL related wish. Irony.

I wish Justin Bieber would get old and people would stop listening to his bad music