Granted, but having fallen from favor in the music industry he retires to writing bad erotic novels, which likewise become stupidly popular.

I wish people would stop making threads about the lack of black champions.

Granted,but all black people are making thread about too much white champions.

I wish we could do limitless custom games and still earning IP, just like old times.

Granted, but you don't play games with matchmaking system now and you don't get wins of the day.

I wish I could marry Syndra and make Ahri go away.

Granted, but Syndra, on one of her "normal" frenzies, used Unleashed Power on your face, killing you in a blink. Too bad Ahri was away: she could Charm Syndra to distract her and kill her!

I wish I could get some good teams in Solo Queue.

granted but the enemy team is better than your good team
I wish blitzcranks hook was global

Granted, But Blitz can now only grab amumu
I wish i was good enough to carry any team no matter how bad

Granted, but now you have 999 latency. Therefore causing you horrific lag.

I wish this wish was granted.

Granted, but in corruptly granting you this wish the weight of all the paradox inducing problems involved in doing so crushes you, instantly creating a black hole that proceeds to swallow up all that you hold dear, with the sole exception of LOL, we get to keep that, but without Teemo, **** Teemo. Shortly after this however, it closes leaving the rest of humanity untouched and unscathed, never knowing what happened.

I wish the range on Diana's ultimate would increase by 200 every rank.

Granted, but the base range is now 50.

I wish Caitlyn's ult couldn't be blocked by other enemies.

Granted, but now it passes through the target dealing no damage.

I wish i could get sponsors while i'm streaming to get money from.