Granted, but due to an unlucky selection of Tribunal jurymen (all of whom hate you with a passion), your account is now banned for life.

I wish I was on a professional LoL team.

Granted, But your "Professional LoL team" always finish last in every Championships.

I wish the world never existed.

Granted, the world in some other distant galaxy never existed.

I wish I could go to China.

Granted, but since your clothes have a mind of their own, they rebel and wish to find out what love is.

I wish Riot would stop making new champs for a bit and focus on the problems of the old ones.

Granted, but they never make any more new champions ever.

I wish for release Xin Zhao to make a return, back when he could tower dive at level 2 and win.

Wish granted, but now Nocturne is the most OP champion in the game, and you are against one every match for the rest of your life.

I wish Garen would spin away from Summoners Rift.

Granted, but the spin last 1 second and if your out of the map, you die.

I wish all the champ i play gets 20k gold on start and can still buys items.