Granted, but the new map is so awesome no one plays SR and you can only play Summoners Rift

I wish that I could swap out people in ranked if they were going to troll or feed.

Granted, but in return you are stuck jungling only supports with out a good leash in which is trolling and possibly feeding yourself.

I wish people would engage first when i ping for a gank or people would ping before they gank.

Granted but they would walk through the back of the lane, from the inhibitor.

I wish skins could be bought with ip

Granted, but the skins now cost so much, nobody would ever do it.

Recolor skins:
999,999,999 IP

975 skins:
9347594375384503850498503583048308 IP

Legendary skins:
87395734958739045830985050385038384503485034985093 48905384509384053485093485093485 IP

Pulsefire Ezreal Quality skins:
82034982304820934802948209348902482356328747234298 74290482304823094823049820394820934820948209348023 49802934802938402938402843092384907598347420394823 09470293483290483247230947329048234092384032894023 98409324820934823094820934823472301741616782828929 IP

I wish all the Pulsefire Ezreal players actually knew how to play him...
(Only good Ez players I see either don't use any skins, or his frosted skin)

Wish granted, but now Pulsfire Ezreal doesn't exist.

I wish Darius was buffed.

Granted, but now you can never play him.

I wish Baron had a sibling who becomes a champ for the league.

Granted, but upon killing Baron or failing to save him from your enemies, he kills all his allies, and ragequits.

I wish Karma's dress wasn't so impractical.

Grante-.. Wait, whats a karma?

I wish every champion in league had 9999 MS, and the map is 9999 times bigger

granted, but the possibilities for ganks on this huge map are so numerous that it requires everyone on both teams to buy 30 wards each time they recall, boots become useless, and turret range is enormous to allow them to hit you more than once even if you move incredibly quickly. Also, games now take days to complete due to all the extra turrets, rather than about an hour.