Granted, but the ham is a living pig, and it's rather angry that you just tried to slice it.

I wish to ace all of my classes and recieve my diploma in Computer Science with honors from a great school.

Granted, but the day after your graduation the zombie apocalypse finally happens. Good luck finding a use for the computer skills while battling undead.

I wish I had more free time for LoL

Granted. You now trapped in a room with nothing but a computer and LoL. there is no escaping the room either.

I wish for a new champion who launches pancakes at enemies to deal magic damage.

Granted but the abilities deal 1 point of magic damage and cause the target to regain 300 hitpoints over 5 seconds.

I wish every word ACTUALLY started with a silent Q.

Granted, but now the Q ability for any champion has been silenced becoming impossible to use.

I wish Riot released a horde survival game type.

Granted, singed created a disease the caused and apocalypse destroying all that you love

i wish for a small campaign or story mode for champs

Granted, but the campaign only exists for 20 seconds and minions haven't spawned yet.

I wish people didn't play like they know everything.

Granted but now know one knows anything about the game.

I wish Gragas would have an actual drunk feature where if he drinks to much he has no control of his movement for a period of time.

granted, but this happens every time he activates his passive (activating any ability) making him one of the worst champs in game

i wish teemo had a 100% lose ratio in all games so people would stop playing him

granted but there is a teemo in every game forever

i wish the champion i play the most (khazix) never goes on free week again