In game or in forums. I need a good laugh and I haven't played in a while. I'm sure you guys have some good stories or quotes!

tristana has a 90% attack speed steroid
that is ten nines

today's sale is amazing

All champs are now sexist.

"Guys, let me top! Im a 1200 Elo Smurf!"

"my dick is sore"

"In game or in forums. I need a good laugh and I haven't played in a while. I'm sure you guys have some good stories or quotes!"

also when we had two mids, "See they have a troll too, Viktor and Vlad"

in ranked lobby a shaco instalocked jungle and said "Im the star spangled jangler"
I couldnt help but Lolol real hard.

Thought I'd share this. Someone else in a chat said to me
Noob: "We cant beat riven because she's too fed."
Noob 2: "We can win, she's by herself and we got all 5" -spam pings-
I go in with the others
...We get penta'd.
I couldn't help but think that these are the times why surrender should never be removed from the game