Now the overly manly hunk of meat watches the hot waitress walk away, but caught the overly manly tray in the process, and then he noms his manwich and grows a bit like CHO GATH as he noms his manly man treat. So he finishes later, and now his manly size would reach the ceiling and he has to lean his head down a bit to fit in the overly feminine bar. So, now that he's finished, he slams his payment on the counter, because he's that damn accurate, and he tips the waitress by stuffing tons of manly gold coins, and then he sees a donations can!
So he donates some money to the donation can on the counter, aka the highest amount of money he knows when not being accurate: FIVE DOLLARS.
Now this is the end of the sexy tale of the manly hunk of meat, known as the manly Gragas, in this overly sexy cafe. But he'll be back if he wants MOAR BACON. *THUD-UD* *THUD-UD* *THUD-UD* *THUD-UD* *THUD-UD* *THSKSHSHSHSH!!* *disappears*