Hi im Ashe and I miss my ult every single ******* time.
Hi I'm Ezreal, and hahaha Ashe you suck.

Hi, I'm Ezreal, and I just used my ultimate to eat and share my bananas with both teams

Hi, I'm Katarina and I used my ult to kill 3 people so I'm going to use it again right away to kill the last 2.

Hi i'm teemo and I used my ult cuz i'm cute

greetings, my name is cho'gath, and i just used my ultimate to eat their carry because i was bored of simply drinking their tears.

Hi I'm Darius and I like to KS

Hi, I'm Akali, and I used my ult because I'm a flippin' ninja.

Hi, I'm Fizz, and I just used my ult to-DUUUN DUH, DUUUN DUH, DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN....

Hi im Katarina and i just used my ulti to KS my whole team for a pentakill Gotta love the clean up

Hi I'm Fiddlesticks and I just used my ultimate in the open to clear a minion wave.