Im a good support, mediocre to bad at everything else. :-(

I'm terrible at everything.

Last hitting? "Hahaha! Look at how fast I can kill all these minions!"
Map awareness? "...What map? ;o"
Gank/lane assistance priority? "I'm on my way guys, I just... guys? Why are you all dead?"
Dodging skill shots? "Oh man, oh man, I'm sorry guys, I can't mid against Ashe. Oh geez, sorry. Oh man. Oh no."
Support? "What do you mean Yi can't support, he's got a 4.0 AP ratio heal!"
The Store? "These champions look really cool! GUESS I'LL BUY THEM, I CAN CHECK THEIR SKILLS LATER, INGAME!"
Champion select? "It's cool guys, I got this, I got this! *lock in Mordekaiser with Clarity/Surge*"
Turret Diving? "Hmm, Sion is almost dead, I should be able to make it..." *stunned* *First Blood*
Carrying? "...LEEEEEROOOY"

: (

I'm bad at laning as melee. I'm overly cautious to a ridiculous degree even if I have some form of ranged thing and the other person doesn't or if I'm ahead in items. Every time they go in to trade, I back off like a pansy because I'm too used to playing ranged AD and being in melee is a death sentence there.

I'm bad a support, i will forget to ward after lanning ._.

im bad at having too much map awareness that i neglect farm from roaming too much

im bad at everything but jungling

I'm bad at... remembering the other teams champs. For example, i'll be playing mid lane being happy and farming and bullying my opponent out, then I get a kill. I'm low health and about to go back to buy and suddenly EZ GLOBAL ULT. My first reaction "they had an ez!?"

i am bad at melee champion, i dont know my limits until it was too late

AD carries. 3 years of tanking has made me far too "in your face to sit back half the lane away and auto attack