I'm terrible at everything.
Last hitting? "Hahaha! Look at how fast I can kill all these minions!"
Map awareness? "...What map? ;o"
Gank/lane assistance priority? "I'm on my way guys, I just... guys? Why are you all dead?"
Dodging skill shots? "Oh man, oh man, I'm sorry guys, I can't mid against Ashe. Oh geez, sorry. Oh man. Oh no."
Support? "What do you mean Yi can't support, he's got a 4.0 AP ratio heal!"
The Store? "These champions look really cool! GUESS I'LL BUY THEM, I CAN CHECK THEIR SKILLS LATER, INGAME!"
Champion select? "It's cool guys, I got this, I got this! *lock in Mordekaiser with Clarity/Surge*"
Turret Diving? "Hmm, Sion is almost dead, I should be able to make it..." *stunned* *First Blood*