((I thought the good guys were going to crash the party tbh.))

As to whom I enjoy the most, that is a tough question. As Fiddlesticks was quick to point out, each champion has their own unique flavor. However, if I had to pick a favorite I'd have to go with The Exemplar of Demacia, Jarvan IV Lightshield. His pride and arrogance make for a quite delectable aftertaste. In terms of gastronomical problems, it's a close race between Urgot and Twitch. Twitch wins out due to the fact that I end up burping up fleas and mites for days afterward.

((Jayce talked about organizing one in-client, but he might just try by himself, the fool.))

I have heard that you are organizing a welcoming committee of certain Champions with the Spider Queen as the guest of honor. I am appalled that I did not receive an invitation! Why did I not receive an invitation?! I demand an invitation to this event!

You may be from the Void, but Noxian corrosives can harm you all the same!

((Two things. Firstly, Urgot doesn't really fit in at this particular gathering. Second, I already invited Viktor.))

Nevin comes in. upon seeing Cho'gath he bows slightly "hello there good sir. i hope you been having a pleasant day. i hear you will be hosting a party to welcome the new champion in the league, and I do wonder if i could join in the festivities?"

Cho'gath hmms and hahs for a moment before addressing Nevin.
I'm afraid that I barely have enough room for the current number of guests. Any more and all sorts of planning would need to be done. I am sorry, you seem a nice fellow.

"I remember the time you taught Annie to be polite. Other champions should be like you."

"its quite alright good sir.I do hope your party goes well. my best wishes to the new champion."

he decides to take his leave, knowing Cho'Gath was quite busy

A Purple Caster minion walks respectably into Cho'Gaths place of abode.

"Cho'Gath,

I have been sent by the League to deliver a message: Reginald Ashram has given you permission to use 20 of the Leagues Honour Guard to deter ruffians. Good day."

The minion leaves.

((It's about time I stopped being so lazy. Here we go!))

"She was a wonderful student. I wish all people were as happy and full of joy as she. Sadly, this is not the case. One day, maybe I'll teach some of these hooligans some manners, but until then, life goes on."
Hold on... Reginald Ashram disappeared five years ago! Whatever do you mean by this?