I was winning the lane decently pre 6 I was up on CS and had a kill on her.

Then at 6 she Lunar rushed to Ahri right when Ahri shot out a charm. Diana fell on top of Ahri on the ground. Their faces were mere inches from each other, the only thing keeping them apart was Diana's hands planted on the sides of Ahri's head.

Ahri smirked and said: "So, aren't you gonna finish me off Di-a-na-chan? *Wink*"


Then Diana leaned down and started passionately making out with Ahri on the ground. She may have hated the heat of the blazing sun, but Ahri made her feel hot in another way, a better way. As things got more heated Diana abandoned her armor next to her weapon. She had completely forgone her old life for her new lover. Ahri then Spirit Rushed them both into a brush to finish their steamy encounter. From that day on Diana gave up the teachings of the Lunari for she had a new goddess

Ahri~

You are not Iaw, that was not teasing enough, you are annoying. Go away.

Alright thread, but you're not the real Iaw!

2/10

You actually took the time to try to imitate his writing style. Do you enjoy living in your parent's basement?

wat....

I laughed just a little bit and I'm fairly sure that I should feel bad for doing so

you're trying too hard

*ponder*

That was a better try, but still doesn't match the style properly.

I suppose I'll keep an eye on you while simultaneously timing how long it takes for you to vanish. I'll laugh till my sides hurt if it takes longer than a day.

Fake! When I do this Charm just goes right through the dashing champion.

Get.
Out.

No anime. Not Iaw >.>