KogGath
Eat enemy champ then spit their remains at a target location for aoe true damage

Darius should one shot with ulti because of manliness

Zyra should be the best jungler in the game, cause she should be able to take control of the entire jungle.

Buff Ezreal and Taric so they are immune from Ahri's charm If you know what I mean

Garen should get a longer spin to win range based off how many swords he has/how much ad he has

Buff Darius, because getting cut in half with an ax the size of Cho'gath should kill you regardless.

ziggs should demolish turrets with his W

Viktor should get a buff because he has a f!@king death ray.

Alistar should be immune to fear. I'd like to see you scare a minotaur!

teemo's blinding dart should stop autoattacks permanently for the target enemy unit, as medical technology is still struggling to recover eyesight from the visually impaired.