Kennen needs a buff, because Teemo has too many skins.

Blitzcrank should have 10x attack damage because being punched by a huge ass metal fist hurts like hell.

Cass' ult should last until you die because getting turned to stone doesn't wear off.

buff gangplank's vision range, because all those oranges gave him tons of vitamin SEE.

Fear should become Fiddlesticks' passive, because scarecrows are scarey as hell.

Garen should instantly win the game anytime he uses Judgement, because spin to win.

Jarvan's ult should last for the rest of the game, because you can't simply undo a huge impact like that.

When Lulu ults someone, Cho'gath's ult should be able to instantly kill them because I'm sure he can eat a squirrel.

And finally:

Gangplank should be able to make Amumu stop crying...because no matter what the problem was, Gangplank ate some oranges and it was k.

Heimer should be able to put unlimited turrets, because when you build a house the last one doesn't just explode into nothingness.

Nemesis Jax should insta win the game because he has a weapon.

Wukong should have a pet since in his last picture he was with a dragon

talons passive should be he dissapers in the shadows since he is the blades shadow

Shen needs more MR because he's uncatchable by light and therefore immune to magic which is 90% light 5% sound and 5%energy