So... I played LOL for the first time after more than a year away. Updated the game, loaded it on my new laptop that has the specs attached. Used to play 60fps, now I have the same issue as everyone else. Game is frozen for duration and I'm screwed. My team mates were so nice while I stood there and get killed like an idiot. Oh well, I'll come back after another year and hopefully they'll have whatever this is that drops me to 0-2 FPS for minutes at a time gets fixed.
When I can play, the game is at 60 FPS. When I cannot play, the game is at 0 FPS. Anyways, see you guys on the flip side the next time I try and play.