"I do not have any reason to smile, Fortune. If I did, I would." Diana replied bluntly.

"Wanna be really naughty about it?" Sarah asked. "Right here, under the counter, I won't tell anyone~."

"Sure, Rapture Rum for all." Sarah said, smiling.

She sighed.

"I just blow off those fanboys, never really thought about what happened." Sarah said. "But I guess you're nicer than that?" She smirked slightly. "I'm not sure... this is probably a guy who's had bad luck with women. Have you... hm... what nationality is this guy?"

Sarah smirked, nodding slightly.

"Diana, do you really think I'm that attracted to all the boys I flirt with?" She asked. "I'm more attracted to... YOU, than most of'em." She winked. "Sometimes, we have to make the effort to do what we don't want to do, just so we can get what we want. Which, for you, means less children running as you walk by."

"Oh, we don't mind you telling people about it. We would almost be offended if you didn't tell people." Lilith cooed. "Alright just let meget changed into my lingerie." She grabbed one of the bags and headded off to the bathroom.

"Thanks for letting us do this here Sarah." Nevin winked

"Oh, no problem~." Sarah cooed. "Love counseling is something I'm so very passionate about~."

"Plus you get to watch us do more then just getting frisky." He said, smirking
Soon after Lilith stepped back out, wearing nothing but the black lacy lingerie "So how do i look?" Lilith asked
Nevin looked at her, his jaw nearly dropped to the floor. "Amazing as always honey." He said making her blush
"Aww thank you. What do you think Fortune?" Lilith asked.

♪He's Piltoverian,♪ Sona started, ♪But currently he's living in Demacia.♪

Diana would take a large sip of the rum before her, before sitting the glass down. The glass is now halfway full.

...What do you mean by attracted? ... She would look at Fortune, head tilted to the side as she awaited her answer.

Blitzcrank speaks up, intoning from the background.

"-I-HAVE-IDENTIFIED-THE-SUBJECT-AFTER-THOROUGH-ANALYSIS-OF-RECENT-MAIL-THE-MAVEN-HAS-RECEIVED - - - THE-SUBJECT-IS-SEVENTY-TWO-POINT-EIGHT-THREE-PERCENT-LIKELY-TO-COMMIT--POSSIBLY-FATAL-SELF-HARM-SHOULD-THE-MAVEN-SPURN--THE-SUBJECTS-ROMANTIC-ADVANCES - - - PROBABILITY-DROPS-TO-FIFTY-NINE-POINT-NINE-ONE-PERCENT-SHOULD-THE-MAVEN-INFORM-THE-SUBJECT-OF-HER-LACK-OF-ROMANTIC-INTEREST-IN-A-ORGANICALLY-POLITE-AND-PRIVATE-MANNER - - -"

The golem seems terribly proud of his ability to reason this.

"I'd tap that." Sarah said, smirking. "Very nice~."

"Really? A Demacian boy having trouble with women?" Sarah asked. "But... *****es love Demacians... hmph. I dunno, this is tricky... have you considered maybe getting a girl to befriend him? You know, do my job, but secretly, for him."

"Focus!" Sarah protested, smirking. "Nah, fair enough. If you want to know, I go both ways. And you're certainly not bad to look at~."

"As the Summoners say, mathcraft OP." Sarah cooed.

"Aww thank you Fortune." Lilith cooed. Nevin went over to her and swept her up in his arms "come here you." Nevin said as he pulled her under the counter, and began unwrapping her... ((Fade to black cus red overlords OP XD ))