So... Gangplank beat me to asking Elise. I'll let him have it.

So I have to sway Karma from Darius. Uhhh... I'll come back to you with that one.

I'd be asking akali out but Ez got to her first...
seeing how hes homosexual.......
I think i got this

I would have to take down Corki in order to sway my beloved Anivias heart towards me. I will do anything to be with that beautiful bird. Bring it on, Corki!

I'm asking out Janna!
Twisted Fate is getting in the way of my woman!
Who am I kidding, Twisted Fate is too suave. QQ One can say he is stunning.

I'm asking Irelia and fighting over her with TF... don't think I'll win...

Well. I asked Miss Fortune out, but Karthus wants her. BRB. lemme get my Maw Of Malmortius, then we'll talk.

I'll risk my blood getting sucked by Vlad to go to prom with Riven any day of the ****ing week!

I attempted to ask out Elise.

Draven already booked her. I got no chance, hell it ain't my league.