...fml, just checked and I played Swain last... x.x

Swain: The early bird guts the worm. GET UP because a Noxian does not dawdle.
Me: *groans* It's 4AM! And I'm NOT NOXIAN...
Swain: *turns into big demon bird* WAKE UP NOW! *Torment*
Me: EEEEEEHHHHHHHHH! *runs*

...terrible idea ;-; (btw, the 'early bird guts the worm' and 'a Noxian does not dawdle' are actual Swain quotes)

Teemo.

He always cheats at Hide-and-Seek.
He also made my couch smell like rotten mushrooms. D:

Viktor.
Not sure I'm quite ready to leave my humanity behind, but I guess I'll be fine.

Syndra.

Every few minutes my t.v is in another room! damned throw... Also there are tons of holes in the floor due to the dark spheres.

amumu

he just sits in the corner all day doing nothing

Diana

Me: Diana let me borrow your blade
Diana: you can borrow it only if you embrace the moonlight
Me: okay, fair enough

Ahri

Ahri: "shall i make your pulse rise or... STOP?"
Me:.... (she didn't wait for me to answer)

I died a happy man

Udyr

Training in martial arts. Tiger Stance in the morning before breakfast, Turtle Stance before lunch, Bear Stance before dinner, and Phoenix Stance before bed in order do it all again the next day without dying from exhaustion.

Kha Zix......
Stop. ****ing. Shedding. Your. Skin. In. The. House. And stop going invisible to piss me off.