I would have cob webs and spiders all over the house from Elise

Lulu... Yeah, my wife would split as I am certain Lulu would have some odd conversations with me.

Pantheon

A baker and some Sparta. I would need to open a hole in the ceiling so he can jump in, but that's ok.

Vayne

Stalker Status.

Riven

Happy men, now only if i could convince her to wear her battle bunny costume daily with getting a blade of the exile to the face >.<.

No, Fate, again, I don't want to gamble! And stop giving me paper cuts. PLEASE DON'T INFUSE THEM WITH MAGIC!

YOU CAN'T MILK THOSE!
oh....sorry allistar...... I thought you were a cow.... akward....

Ooh, I have a ball to play with. Except it rips my hands off and throws them around.

Stop digging under my goddamn house, ez!

Hmm...well Hecarim's likely undead or spectral, so no horse patties all over. He'd scare the **** out of everyone and added bonus? No longer need gas for a ride to work.