Ezreal.

That would be awkward, kinda...we could be good friends.. XD

Last champ i played Teemo, He's been blinding me and i walk into a Gang of Darius's and he wants to play hide and seek but he is so Annoying to find, i try and ask him were oracle's elixers are sold at but he's stuborn. And he poisons me and i go to the hospital for 1 week, and theres an army of shrooms so i die and respawn at base.

Ahri. It's nice to have someone so kind as to cook for me, but i am getting sick of liver and onions.....

Tristana
Hmmm... she keeps asking me if thats a rocket in my pocket. maybe shes coming on to me O.O

Lux.

Omg, shut off your damn existence, I'm trying to sleep. No. NO. YOU STOP LUXBEAMING MY HOUSE!

I've got a friend that's a dragon, not bad

malzahar i dont care but as long as his voidlings stop growing

Taric! I swear to god! If you invite Ezreal here one more time, I'm kicking you out! Huh? You'll give me some gems to sell? Deal.

Irelia. Cant rly complain.