Surfer Ahri here, informing you that I sent in a ticket asking to be unbanned, but they've basically said "no because reasons we're not telling you".
If anyone's interested, here's the ticket I sent in.
And their reply:
The first link was to this:
And the second to this:
This is the attachment:
Here's a tip for you, GD. Never post anything with the intent to make people smile, not even once. It'll get you permabanned, even if you've never been warned or banned before.
Obligatory Lux picture:
Just if anyone's interested.
And what did you do to get banned, i never saw you forum trolling.