What do you do?

Put a blanket over them, tuck them in, and leave cookies on the coffee table before kissing them (on the forehead) goodnight.

Amumu
Wake him up and say you belong in a museum while pretending to be Ezreal.

lee sin

raep him

ok

Call animal control, the military, and a catering service because Cho is hungry when he wakes up :/.

Taking advantage of Lulu seems like a really good way to get your coffee dosed with some mindscramblingly epic amount of acid

Absolutely nothing, I really don't want a Nidalee spear to the face.

It's Teemo...
So I grab a garbage bag, walk in slowly next to the little guy. Kneel down and place it around his head...

Then take it off because we're going to Disneyland!