Sauron's Eye of Point Defense
+25 ZaberZ Ability Powerdump
+300 Hipeoples (while on Ventrilo)
UNIQUE Passive: +10% Melkor Girlfriend Aggro
UNIQUE Passive: Dealing spell damage makes Nekrogen swear loudly on the stream or start talking about cats for 4 seconds.
UNIQUE Active: A stealth-detecting mist grants vision of all manner of shenanigans MMKH is up to for 10 matches (1 week cooldown).
+100 armor and magic penetration versus humanoid champs
-100 armor and magic resist against yordles