Bartender Singed gives her a juicebox and tells her to come back when she's grown up, since a bar is no place for kids.

This is new and exciting!

And then Batman walks into the bar, proclaiming to be a superhero, but everyone laughs at him ,because he is just a regular hero, without superpowers.

Batman then gets sad and begins to pout, but then the people kick him out of the bar.

In the end, Batman started to hang out with Ironman in their own private little bar, where to cry.

Anniebody wanna play?

....Then Pedobear walks in and Annie disappears...WHAT TWIST.

Darius walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

Veigar walks under a bar...

Evelynn walks into a bar. All the counters were pink.

Darius walks into a bar. There were no counters.

Teemo walks into a bar AND HE DIES LIKE THE LITTLE MOFO HE IS.

A man, a woman, and a Yordle walk into the sun, and they all die, because it burns everything.