Luckily for Teemo, Warwick sold his boots for another bloodthirster to solo baron with, causing him to be incredibly slow in Lulu's Ult Aura. Baron got a few hit, but Teemo survived while Warwick chased him down.

As Teemo approached the nearby bush, he is hit by Xerath's Magus Chains and is directly in the path of Arcanopulse....

Teemo's banshees veil came off cooldown just in time to block the pulse, But with the mistake Xerath made he starts firing his ult at Teemo, who is now stuck in Veigar's event horrizon.

But since Xerath is such a bad aimer, he misses his first strike. And since Teemo got Merc Treds, and Veigar only has his Event Horizon ranked at level 1, Teemo can flash away from the second strike.

But then...he facechecks that bush (cause you know...it's the thing to do) and gets a face full of Demacia!!!

Ally Lux appears, shields Teemo, then snares garen allowing Teemo to get away. Incoming Rammus...

then khazik comes in for the ks but hits a teemo shroom slowing him and rammus allowing teemo to get away but then runs into a bush with an enemy ezreal in it

But then Ashe ults out of nowhere and stuns him long enough for Teemo to get away.
After that Katarina comes to gank...

then teemo dies cuz he suck and his team dont care bout his fat head and he fat and he sold all items and no spells and no mana and no mama yolo and cant be saved cuz he is in all disables and he is ready to die be enemy team cuz he cant escape
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Teemo leads Kat to his minefield and kills her
But she managed to get five Qs on Teemo leaving him 300 health while a Lux ult is channeling and Teemo is in the middle of the ray

An enemy Tristiana uses her ability to push Teemo out of the line of fire, and since she was under-fed, Teemo now only has 250 hp left, but as he begins to recall, Kha'Zix charges straight for him with Void Assault.

And kills him. Just kidding, as it turns out, Kha-zix only had 100 Hp left and runs right into Teemo's shroom, which kills him instantly.

However while he is recalling, Singed flings him into his poison trail. Teemo has 10 health left and the poison is about to tick!