However, an enemy poppy ults on the alistar since he is preoccupied and tower dives teemo

an allied Jarvan jumps in to help Teemo, trapping Poppy in the crater. While Teemo just scurries off unharmed. Until a rampaging Shyvanna charges over the wall with full fury / rage whatever.

An ally Taric jumps in and stuns the flying Shyvana,Teemo scurries off to the fountain...the wrong one..

But an allied Mundo is there to (he goes where he pleases) and he saves Teemo, dying in the process......then Akali ults onto him.

Janna lands a clutch shield that blocks the damage while knocking Akali up shortly after. In her rage Akali instead chooses to chase Janna who runs with level 5 zephyr. Just as Teemo runs out of the enemy base a Vladimere appears and unleashes his ult followed by his transfusion,tides of blood, and troll pool(for good measure)

but out of nowhere, taric flash heals teemo just surving with a little hp, then a kha'zix comes in jumping on teemo

soraka heal just got off cooldown and was used on teemo
then a rengar jumps out of the brush and takes kha'zik's head
ezreal ult is back up and heading for teemo

teemo, with brilliant map awareness, sees ezreal ult pass over a teammate in the jungle and flashes out of its path.

but then the enemy blitzcrank flashes over the wall and lands a pro grab on the yordle scout!

Shen ults onto Teemo, and dashes towards Blitzcrank so Teemo can run away.

Suddenly Master Yi comes charging after Teemo!

Ahri appears using her charm to get yi's attention and lead him away from the teemo.
then caitlyn locks on to the teemo with her ult