Skins come from the magical land of artists' dreams.
They awake from a glorious vision of something that is so incredibly awesome that it must be made straight away!
Artists do not work by numbers. They create masterpieces!
They do not search out which champion has the least skins - No!
They do not attempt to manufacture greatness, for it cannot be done.
Instead, they wait for the angel of inspiration to arrive, and when it does, they take it to the boardroom, where everyone agrees that true awesomeness is their first priority.
And that, my children, is how Teemo skins are born.