I guess the music was too loud...

Jailed.... for being this good. *Spins prison shanks*

I was jailed for using a different brand of Justice to someone I was arguing with...Kill Secured, right?

I assaulted and battered Chuck Norris, then I got arrested for defying logic.

I ate someone.

I escaped prison cause they jailed the wrong me

I cut off a ton of heads except the one guy that i was fixated on already which for some reason stayed at his location instead of getting pushed back like the others WTB REQUIEM D:

"MANSLAUGHTER! I slaughtered a man like a pig and put an apple in his mouth"

-Brian Reagan

I made four of my friends suddenly more Healthy...so I was an accessory to the murder spree they went on.

I put myself in prison

-Chaz