DEMACIA!!

Then leaned against the giant sword impaled in my enemy :3

I made stuff go boom with a cannon and rocket jumping around on the streets

Used Ragnorak to jaywalk.

I drank a potion... And it made me high on speed.

Dammit, I should really stop using drugs!!!!!

Darken everything and cause cars to crash due to blind traffic (Nocturne)
Cause explosive damage to buildings (Ziggs)
Kids killed after beating up clone (Shaco)
Road blocks and crashes (Jarvan)
Hit everything with one spell (Karthus)

well, i passively hit harder every three hits and I can buff my armor and MR so, I guess I injected steroids

I threw a large pseudo-atomic bomb at the DMV.

It was worth it.

I devoured some one and grew larger

I'm already six feet , when I get all 6 feast stakes it will just be rediclus

I exploded gems everywhere.

People died because they looked at me.