Alhough he is known as the Swift Scout, it is clear that Teemo is actually something else - the unrepentant assassin of Bandle City.
Even though that line was removed from his lore, it still rings true.
Teemo is one of the most deadly assassins on the face of Runeterra, and he has never denied this.
He may say he does it in the interest of Bandle City, and for all yordles, but does he ever say why he does his job with such a smile?

Hell, I almost want to put him on the level of Shaco, just with guidelines who he kills.
Threaten Bandle City? Expect your life to end by his hands.
If you had information that could possibly save Bandle City from some kind of attack, teemo would not hesitate to waterboard you, or worse, to get that information.

Sure, you could say that's he's just being a good soldier, but come now, we all know there's something more to that Yordle.
Something he deserves in a skin.

No more cuteness.
No more cuddly.
Now we need the TRUE monster inside the yordle.

So I ask you fellow summoners, where do we begin?

Pulsefire Teemo

Recon Teemo.

Feral Teemo

Can't have a serious skin if the champ isn't serious. Also Teemo has too many skins already.

monster teemo

Trymo.

No more Teemo Skins.

NO
NONE
NO MORE

Teemo
y u no serious?