we should do a version of this where we try to assign people to jobs at riot.

Fruity - Hemp Farmer
Dobagoh - Owner of a mediocre Chinese noodle shop
JTF - Hitler
Semper - Paper route
Fujiou - Will never have a job
Mere - 1. Balances ball on nose for adoring crowds
2. Participant in a whale-watching con (plays the part of the whale)

^ Lol at Fujiou's "job"


Anyway;
Campir - Carnival Worker aka "Carny"
Elan - Politician
Fruity Flowers - Drug dealer / Unemployed
Mere - University Teacher (Has sex with students)
Scarlena - Aerobics teacher
Dobagoh - DMV teller (Smokes while on the job, yells at people)
Hippo - Office temp (for life)
Amberleh - Booth girl (Wears elf ears)
ProbablyTerribad - Police dispatcher (Has a husky voice)
Gazzi - Life guard at a pool (Is unsexy)
Jakyobyo - Boy #2
Fujiou - Gender studies teacher's aid

JtF would make the worst lawyer imaginable.

No empathy with people, so any sort of legal service that deals with average people is out.

Too prone to raging, so trial work is out.

Sexist, racist, and likes to presume people guilty, so prosecutorial / defense work is definitely out.

Too impatient to do any kind of law corporations pay big money for.

That don't leave much.

JTF would be a better lawyer than dobs

Gender studies teacher's aide.

JtF wat

I think Dobagoh would make a great lawyer... oh wait.