LEMONS! Lemons are disgusting little things, and misshapen to boot! You know how hard it is to stack lemons in a box with their shape? You would have an easier time of convincing a shark to swim away from a dead body without taking a bite! Oranges are tasty, and nice and round, which makes it easy to stack them without too much fuss, lemons, on the other boot, have one of the oddest shapes I have ever come across. They just refuse to stack properly in the damm boxes! Then there is the fact that the bilge rats on my ship seem to take a liking to lemons. So, no, lemons are banned from my ship on penalty of a walk down the plank.