Lee Sin, He kicked me thru a wall, but good thing he's blind i just came back and punched him in the nose.
I win

Ashe tries but fails because she's already married and I don't have a lesbian gf

Shaco...i cant imagine how the fk they would be doing it...

Rengar attempts to jump from a bush and steal my girlfriend but he fails because I don't have a girlfriend.

Singed flips my girlfriend away from me while spamming /laugh. He succeeds because I can't chase them. :/

riven she got away with it

Zyra kills her and steals her body. I don't think I can do much about it. :/

Urgot so fuc!@#$ messed up
succeeded cause she died when she saw him

Last champ i played was sona... xD

right.....................yo mama