So, I came on looking for first win of the day.
Game 1: Dude afk's in champ select. He gets an urgot, but I stayed because it's a good champ and if he clicked "accept" chances are he'll be back before too long. He never showed.
Game 2: We have 2 players without revives, 1 of them a kha (our only OP champion) who accuses me of being a "sheep" for using revive in response to my suggestion that he grab it and pulls the "this isn't ranked, this is dominion" card. He goes negative. Other non-revive goes 5/11. Other team, meanwhile, had 5 revives including Kassadin, Teemo, Darius.
Game 3: Both teams have 5 revives each. The key difference this time was our 1/7/4 "I'm randoming" Ashe, an Anivia who blocked us at the start and a 3/9/3 Darius.
Game 4: 3 people sporting Flash/Ignite. I dodged.
There were some other dodges along the way too...it's days like these that I'm glad I have a smurf.
Edit: I now find myself in a game with 6 non-revive players.
@Riot: When can we get Ranked? I know this has been asked time and time again, evoking the same vague response "we're working on other aspects of balancing the map first" or some such. Need. Ranked.