1) Eternal Dubstep in a locked room
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2) Eternal Polka remix of Rick Astley's number one hit 'Never Gonna Give You Up' in a locked room

1) Toilet made out of solid diamond
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2) Dishwasher made out of solid platinum

1) Having to play with the world's worst Dunkmaster Yi every game of League for 100 games (Note: If you do not currently play League, you will be forced to play League for 100 games)
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2) Having to admit you were carried by a Soraka every time you won a game of League for 100 games (Again, if you do not currently play League, you will be forced to play League for 100 games)

Choose one from each pair.

2. I would spend the time learning how to dance to it in my own way.
1. I would put it in the guest bathroom
2.

2, not locked in a room.
1, sell it and get big money.
2, I win 100 games so it skyrockets by elo.

I should mention, I simply forgot to add 'locked room' to the Rick Astley one. So change your answers accordingly.

Also, I never said that the hundred games you played with Soraka carrying you would be all wins...I just said you'd play 100 games, and whenever you win, it was because a Soraka carried you.