And to celebrate, I would like all of my lovely dominioners to recount to me tales of their favorite Teemo executions.

My personal favorite is when Cho'Gath knocked him up into the air with spikes, and then midair Garen brings down Demacian Justice over his lifeless body.

6-stack Riftwalk bomb + Force Pulse + Null Sphere aaaaaaand a Nether Blade-empowered *****slap to finish it.

So get this. Teemo is moving quickly through mid lane at summoners rift after most turrets have been pushed. I'm chasing him we are both at half health me as Hecarim. He is frantically trying to get me to run into mushrooms he's placing and finally makes me run into one. But that didn't stop me for you see I hate every Yordle in the game with a passion, and my sole reason for playing LoL is to kill all of them so I used my ulti ahead of him and slammed his body into some trees before cutting him in half. This general process is repeated many times throughout my day.

The other team had a Teemo, our team had a Teemo. They both put down a shroom somewhere. I don't remember where, that's not the important part. The important part is that both Teemos killed each other from the other's shroom.

Teemos killing Teemos while leaving everyone else alone. It doesn't get any better than that.

It was my team Teemo but he deserved it.

I had a game where there was a Teemo on my team who only laid mushrooms and then just hid in bushes AFK. He runs at the first sign of danger and barely participate in team fights, so half of the time it was 3v4 fight.

There was no way to win and my team was pissed, so I lured the other team to the bush where he was in stealth mode and cast my heal on him (Sona's W) which is kind of like a green arrow to where he was hiding. Then the other team went there and trampled him.

I GOT THIS! I GOT IT I GOT IT!

Happy birthday genericke! http://www.twitch.tv/duelpower/c/1722047

An almost dead teemo walked into bush with two shaco boxes inside. Now that ******* knows how it feels.

Also, happy B-day!

Was chasing a wounded Teemo top as Karthus on Dominion. Shot a few lay-wastes at him, then followed him into the top bushes, since I was at high health, and their team was elsewhere.

Went into the bushes, and there's no Teemo in sight.

So....we turn on Karthus' death aura, and count down.

5....4....3....2..1...

"An enemy has been slain".

This is from SR, but I thought it could still make your day. Janna blowing his worthless little body and his stupid hat away from our nexus (he was trying to bring down few points that were left) and into our well. There the laser hits him, but Trynda (i think) steals the kill from the laser and smashes him with something huge, too huge for the ball of hairs that he is. Few seconds later, our Yi (who else) chops off their nexus and wins the game for us

You guys, these are amazing! Really enjoying my birthday so far and it's only 12:00pm!