ok, im gonna read this real quick. note that i don't post here usually, but this caught my eye.
... HAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!! oh geez, hold on im not done. HAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!!!!
so, let me get this straight, you have malphite's passive, but without health scaling, and gave that as your minions health regen.
then, you made heimers turrets mobile with better stats.
then you nerfed ramus ult and placed it on a walking malzahar vooidling.
then gave it one of yoricks gouls that you just turned into a machine and made it do increased damage the more it hits, like a lane turret.
then you got an ult that summons a pet like annie, yorick, shaco, morde, etc and made it consume your others, which can easily be resummoned again. oh, and it has increased attack speed, nerfed ramus ult, and the additional increased damage, again, like a lane turret.
im sorry, i thought this would be interesting, have a nice day sir or madam.