welcome aboard

rules: be nice on my ship. anyone caught starting arguments, throwing insults, or committing other infractions to be determined at my sole discretion will be exiled to bds&m's torture playpen for the remainder of the voyage.


how's everyone doing?

Ooh. I hope you capture me a good one. OvO

only time will tell. i probably should have done this before i was about to go to bed...

Nothing will get captured so long as Ssraeshza and some others act respectable for once.

What are some attractions on this boat?

Gotta resist urge to insult people.

I don't see how that's an insult.

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I would just like to thank the head of crew staff for allowing me this enjoyable ride. Thank you, thank you so muc :'J

anyone ever been on a boat at night? its a rather beautiful sight. for a loveboat, it just makes sense for it be perpetual night, no?