Originally Posted by Kierloway
Dude, don't go to biblical classes...they're going to **** you up seriously. Go to some eastern spiritual institution or look into something with meditation but do not do anything associated with god...fair warning.
It isn't a Biblical class at all. It is a regular mental health facility. The CIA of America has more power than you can imagine. They even have the technology to create wormholes. Jalople has given them the ability to make their wormhole even stronger to go back to the past and the future and different dimensions.
Yes I know how this sounds, but when someone like me says that he is the Anti-Christ on public radio 6 years ago, you know that you will be followed by homeland security for the rest of your life. And no, I am definitely not the Anti-Christ
. Was just confused back then. Not confused anymore.
Originally Posted by vcadoda
Why not be simple and call it lucky
Ie you got lucky and won the lottery.
EDIT: Luck has a lot to do with jaloples, I forgot to mention I have several definitions for the word jalople and here is the full definition:
Freak coincidences in nature that are nearly statistically
impossible and that are also nearly if not completely impossible to be
Also, a lesson is being learned from a higher power ie God.
Happy Mistake or Beautiful disaster.
Miracle or extreme Luck
A really kick ass word created by Alex Garcia
EDIT: Lemme tell you an interesting fact. I AM THE INDIRECT CREATOR OF BATH SALT. Yes you read me right, I created the catalyst for the start of one of the most dangerous mixture of drugs in the history of the world. The only thing is I didn't put ANY drugs in it at all when I made a bathtub full of everything in my house. I took everything, AND I MEAN EVERYTHING, from my garage, under the sink, in the fridge, in the pantry, in the bathroom, and anywhere else and mixed it all in the bathtub.
I baptized myself in this mixture and when I took a shower I felt like I was on fire for 30 seconds <- Jalople. I even drank the stuff and gave it to some homeless poeple and told them how to make it. I went on a spiritual journey back then, ill tell you in a future thread about it. I plan on writing a novel about my life someday. The title of the book is going to be either Bibium or "I am done being Batman". If you have seen the new batman 3 you will understand that title.
The homeless peope are obviously rich by now since they decided to do the exact opposite of what I did and added every drug known to man in the mixture as well. Sad sad I know.