Vicious n' elegant, Elisez charismatic grace lures tha innocent n' greedy alike tha **** into her wizzy of deceit. While her suckas may discover her true intentions, no one has ever lived ta reveal what tha **** dark secretz lie behind her enigmatic guise.
In dark halls, hidden from society, Elise preached tha word of a mythical spider god. Y'all KNOW dat ****, mutha****a! Her desperate followers hungered fo' tha godz favor, believin itz blessings ta be tha source of Elisez vibrizzle n' power. When Elise profronted dat her ass would lead a pilgrimage ta tha spider godz shrine, her ass selected only her most devout disciplez ta join her mutha****in ass. Ecstatic, tha chosen few followed her blindly as her ass led em on a perilous journey across tha sea. When they came ashore at they final destination, tha mysterious Shadow Isles, Elise led em ta a cold-ass lil cavern shrouded up in webs. Expectin a shrine, tha crew looked ta they priestess up in confusion. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Right back up in yo mutha****in ass. Biatch turned ta tha crowd n' raised her arms up in triumph, revealin strange, spiderlike legs dat grew up of her back. Right back up in yo mutha****in ass. Seein her terrifyin true form fo' tha straight-up original gangsta time, Elisez followers turned ta flee yo, but her ass conjured magical webs ta trap them. With her suckas ensnared, her ass turned ta grill tha cave n' uttered a screechin cry fo' realz. An enormous undead spider-beast emerged from tha darkness, draggin itz hideous bulk on thick, pointed legs. Elisez followers could only scream as tha monstrous spider ate em kickin dat ****, yo. Right back up in yo mutha****in ass. Biatch approached tha sated creature, extracted itz venom, n' drank tha strange substizzle fo' realz. An immediate sense of rejuvenation flowed all up in her veins. With mortalitizzle delayed once again, Elise left ta rejoin her congregation. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. They was overjoyed ta hear dat they fellows had chosen ta remain all up in tha spider godz sacred home. Elise reassured her disciplez dat her ass would lead another pilgrimage up in due time. Da spider god would be waiting.
''Da truly faithful need not fear tha spiderz embrace.''