Greetings man-boys and little ladies. I welcome you to the grand opening of the Demacian Tanning Salon and Spa. Come, relax, get a drink, put cucumbers on your eyes, or lounge around. We are here to please travelers, Champions, and couriers. Since today is our grand opening everything is free, except when it's not, but when it is it's free.


((Okay I came up with this out of pure boredom. Populate it if you like, leave if you don't. The host is Jennogoth, Duke of Madness.))

(( I'm sorry, but in no way is a salon in Shurima possible. There are magical storms, sand storms, various poisonous desert creatures, not-so-friendly nomads, and you have Icathia, homebase of the Void, as your neighbor. If you look at the image of Mogron Pass (spelling) on LoL wiki, do you really think that people would go there for relaxation? Much rather, would you be able to build something at all in that place?... ))

((Woops didn't check that there we go.))