Went to Vegas, took my best female friend and had some lesbian chick (who later had *** with my female friend) buy me a lap dance. My very first.

The stripper lady was awfully nice!

Hippo. I am glad you had a good day. I am surprised that you had never worn lipstick before, but I am happy that you did.

I also had an excellent day. Over the course of Saturday and today I collected a great deal of mushrooms. At market they would sell for $380-$490. I simply can't eat them all, so I'm throwing a feast.

I dined on fresh matsutakes tonight, and it was an excellent meal.

Better than average day.
Two hours of work tops, then an awesome lucid dream siesta, fixed mai bicycle at last, watched the latest Plinkett review, and saw a cute picture of Hippo in a dress.

Upvote if you've saved pictures of Hippo.

No hippo specific folder, just an internet people folder. You're in it as well.

Damn right you got pictures of Fuj.

Oh and coincidentally I had mushrooms today as well.
Tinned 'You'll love Coles' sliced mushrooms in butter sauce on bread.

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