I'd sing 'Rio' by Duran Duran.

Owhat, is that not what we're talking about?

I'd sing Electric Feel by MGMT

God no.

Little things are boring and uninteresting.

The world is lucky I'm not a chick, I would be very demanding.

I would also be a 10/10, huehuehue.

Meh well each to their own..
I much prefer simple things.

I would sing December,1963 (Oh What a Night)

I'd sing "Heat of the Moment" and passionately make out with my own reflection on stage.

I would sing "I'm a Slave 4 U" by Britney Spears and passionately crotch thrust on Camper's lap.

Is that why you overcompensate, to make up for your other deficiencies?

I can say with some pretty good confidence that she WOULD mind. Who wants the attention of a Mexican midget mangina like that? It would be embarrassing. I mean, in his scenario he kisses her hand, but I doubt she'd be willing to crouch low enough to let him.

Most likely. For example, his family is all divorcees and he has been dumped a few times, which made him cold inside. He compensated by becoming a woman hater afraid of commitment. He has to act all cocky to hide how unconfident he really is. That, and he looks like he could be a gay hair dresser on *** and the City, what with the small stature, bald head, and fabulous scarf. That would make me into an ass too.

'Tequila' by the Champs.

I would do the Rawhide theme song while whipping whichever girl is closest. It would be fun.