Blitzcrank - SirFistAlot
Katarina - c*nt
Malphite - StupidRock
Lux - Butterface
Trundle - Troll
Emerald Taric - MC Hammer
Shyvana - Charizard
Karthus ult - No, no,no,no,noooooooo ( cleveland)
Ashe - Dat Ass
Surprise Par.....- CAWCAWCAW

LeBlanc - LeBlargh
Veigar - Vinegar
Gragas - Grog-as
Nautilus - Neptune

Teemo, The Squirrel?

rammus = ok

Teemo = Prepubescent, underaged, little ball of fur.

I don't make too many of these, but my friends are vocal. here's a highlight reel.


Tryn- Tryhardamere
LB- LeBlockhead
Ashe- Dat Ashe
Fid- OPsticks (pronounced like chopsticks)
Kat- OParina (same deal)
Vlad- Vladimir Putin (and he sings it to "Ride of the Valkyries", too.)

To sum it all up, a quote from CS Lewis.
"We're all mad here"

Fizz: Floppy
Nami: Flipper

Soraka: The Astral Battery.

6 is a good name for Vi...cuz no one is absolutely certain how to pronounce her name, and roman numerals are a thing.

blitz = fister
voli = pedobear
olaf = brosause
heim = harrydinger
cassopeia = op as$
gragas = gargles