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OMFG I just had the worse ****ing *** ever.

 
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msylcatac ?? Senior Member
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12-12-2012

No offense you sound like a ****ing *****. If you're really going to stop talking to someone just because they have a small ***** then thats ****ing low. EVEN MORE you know he knows! and you still are willing to stop talking to him when you know he knows its gonna be from that night. Lol i have a 9 inch long 3.5 wide so im good on that level. But that's still pretty mean. At least suck his dick a little. Who knows, he could be the best ***** eater ever.

 
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Taria05 ?? Senior Member
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12-12-2012

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Originally Posted by msylcatac View Post
No offense you sound like a ****ing *****. If you're really going to stop talking to someone just because they have a small ***** then thats ****ing low. EVEN MORE you know he knows! and you still are willing to stop talking to him when you know he knows its gonna be from that night. Lol i have a 9 inch long 3.5 wide so im good on that level. But that's still pretty mean. At least suck his dick a little. Who knows, he could be the best ***** eater ever.
so basically you're saying, "it doesn't matter if you enjoy having *** with him or not. You're a women and therefore your pleasure isn't what's important in the relationship."

 
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Campir ?? Member
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12-12-2012

He probably couldn't pop a boner and sloppy-dogged it.

 
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Kohana Sushi ?? Senior Member
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12-12-2012

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Originally Posted by msylcatac View Post
No offense you sound like a ****ing *****.
Not sure if that's the W or the B word, but either way, ding, ding, ding!

 
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Colonel J ?? Member
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12-12-2012

If only you were born as a small asian lady.

 
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Perceverance ?? Senior Member
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12-12-2012

Whats the perfect size for you?

 
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Dobagoh ?? Member
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12-12-2012

This thread is extremely entertaining

breaking news: mere just popped someone's cherry! How do you feel, Mere?

 
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SeamusofLockley ?? Junior Member
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12-12-2012

You know, people like the OP make me glad i'm a virgin. If that's what happens after bad ***, or any *** for that matter, Count me out >.>. My hand is just fine and cannot backtalk me. Unless I want it too and am feeling kinky that night...

Hrm...

 
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BDSandM ?? Senior Member
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12-12-2012

+1

Size matters, when you gotta baby dick. I probably wouldn't talk to him either afterwards. Too awkward.

 
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UrsaMinor ?? Senior Member
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12-12-2012

It's either what campir said or what mere thinks. Either way is sad.