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How many times a week do you masturbate?

 
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ChildrenofCorn ?? Senior Member
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12-14-2012

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Either you have erectile disfunction, or you're lieing. Or you take frequent breaks, because it's almost impossible to last 2 hours let alone 5.
bingo

It's also a quote from Ugly Americans (you know the show that everybody forgot)

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PandaKaek ?? Junior Member
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12-14-2012

Wow... This thread scares me <_<
-leaves-

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Turned 16 a month ago. 7" long, maybe 3-4" in circumferance.

Longest i've lasted was 54 minutes of jacking off. Most times i've gone in a day was 9.

Try me.

assuming you havent gotten your dick sucked, your gonna love it, but you're gonna last about 5 minutes.

then you'll get enough blowjobs, that youll be able to somewhat control yourself, so you can last for ever, then youll get sex, and youll last about 3-5 minutes, after that it just gets longer, assuming you have good control of your urges.

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12-14-2012

This is just an off hand question (you don't have to answer) but did you guys start at just male/female then escalated or dove right in?

I did the former btw.

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12-15-2012

Porn Site: Are you over the age of 18?

15 year old: ...um... yes *clicks yes*

Porn site:

15 year old:

Cop: *bust down door* PUT THE PORN DOWN!

15 year old: *starts crying*

Cop: *Pistol whips the 15 year old* BUSTY ASIAN BABES? NOT ON MY WATCH!

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assuming you havent gotten your dick sucked, your gonna love it, but you're gonna last about 5 minutes.

then you'll get enough blowjobs, that youll be able to somewhat control yourself, so you can last for ever, then youll get sex, and youll last about 3-5 minutes, after that it just gets longer, assuming you have good control of your urges.
My control over urges is spectacular, not gonna lie

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Fuc3master ?? Senior Member
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12-15-2012

Only once a week, because I can't *** unless I'm shoving something sharp into my anus. It's the sort of thing that needs privacy.

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