Akali is probably on some sort of ninja mission so I wouldn't bother her

I'd wonder what Karma is doing on the street, so I'd ask her if she needed assistance with whatever it is she's got going on. If so, I'd help her, if not..I'd try not to be all "TEACH ME UR MOVES PLZ I WANNA SHIELD PEOPLE OH GAWD BE MY FRIEND."

lol

Talon. Run for my life and wait to feel the end.

i would try to find katarina so that he would SHUT UP

Id ask for a hat trick.

Kennen.

Bring him home and ask more than a million questions.

Take him to my Teemo-loving cousin's place.

I'll ask Karthus to marry me. First he'll have to go get a *** change and become an undead female lich.

Xearth I would run but I am in his range.

My favorite is Garen. I would invite him over and he could teach me some of his moves...