Greetings, mortal fools! My name is Renekton, and as part of my tribunal-mandated rehabilitation I've been required to get a part-time job. Due to my endless disdain for you disgusting soft-skinned monkey-sheep and my insatiable lust (literally lust) for blood and carnage I've decided to become an intern at the old Journal of Justice office because it's empty and some guy left all of his alcohol behind.
My first task, according to this memo that is not addressed to me, is to go through the mailbag and answer questions from our dear readers. Unfortunately, as I discovered a few minutes ago, the mailroom seems to have been cleaned out when the Journal was shut down and everyone was fired. That means I'm going to need some new letters pronto or I'm going to be fired, too. My boss, being imaginary, cannot be slain by traditional means so this is sorta non-negotiable.
Send in any questions you might have about anything in Runeterra. I may not be native to this world (that may change though, somehow I guess?) but I've managed to get a handle on this world's rich and pathetic history that far surpasses even the oldest mortal history-loving idiot's knowledge.
Actually I'm going to take a nap first. Then I'll answer them. See you guys in a little bit.
edit: Nap over, questions answered:
First Batch - Nasus, the Presidency, Clones Mt. Targon and Ninjas
Second Batch - Nasus again, Shyvana, Crocodiles and Cheating (and Ninjas again)
Third Batch - Stuff about me, my homeworld, Teemo, and something else I forget.
Fourth Batch - re: The Void and other important things (Lux).