A guy named Rocky had a broken leg, so his friend Bob decided to visit him.
Rocky said 'Its freaking cold here, I need my slippers, Bob go upstairs and get them'
And so Bob did what he was told.
Bob went upstairs to find Rocky's hot twin sisters laying on the bed.
Bob said 'Your brother sent me up here to have s3x with you girls'.
The twin sisters said 'Prove it'.
Then Bob yelled to Rocky from upstairs and shouted 'BOTH OF THEM?'
Rocky replied 'YEAH WHATS THE POINT OF FKING ONE?'
In everything you do, give it 100%...unless you're donating blood...
The only gracious way to accept an insult is to ignore it; if you can't ignore it, top it; if you can't top it, laugh at it; if you can't laugh at it, it's probably deserved...
A blind man walks into a club in Texas, he says 'Wow this place is big!"
A man replied to him "Yea everything is big in Texas"
So the blind man wanted to go to the toilet, but he went straight for the swimming pool and fell in, the blind man yelled "DONT FLUSH! DONT FLUSH!!!"!