im not female, cant play mommy role

It's the most boring role known to man kind.

"If I support, you will have to beat me to the kills"

I can only dog paddle

i wanna play olaf top

I don't support

1) Because I don't feel like supporting ADCs that need to hug 100% of the mobs. Your support is a player too.

2) I don't feel like to be totally useless end game because of #1, heck, I seen support go nuts cause I was farming an EMPTY lane while he was dead.

3) I don't want to be blamed for your mistakes (I.E tower dive at level 2 then say stuff like "is your job to support)

4) KS. Seriously, if my auto attack last hits, you are doing something wrong. I am not going to back off at the last second so the enemy hero can flash out or counter gank.

5) The ADC gets all the glory but not support.

What do you mean Supports don't need Smite?

DUDE. You're playing teemo, i'm not supporting that!