i will be killed for a giant champion

DRRRAAAVVVVEEEEENNNNN *Schick*

(On a side note: This name was made before Draven was. Odd coincidence i guess...)

Gandalf would appear out of nowhere, from behind, hit me in the head with his stalf, call me a fool, then kick me off of a cliff.

^ Then you'd come back as an improved version

Seems like I'd get my throat slit by my username. 0.0

(Name was made wayyy before Zyra was, by the way. No connection there... unless Zyra got jealous and convinced my username to kill me).

Penguins slapped me to death then laughed at me

I'll be killed by Batman in an Iron Man Armor. Awesome.

Being slapped to death by a wet fish which is wondering if this is the right thing to do

The bubonic plague.

It would be RADICAL!